Sinking in and Saturday

Now that the shock has worn off the excitement has set in. Mike is sooo happy that he is gonna be a daddy. He said that he is glad it happened this way because he doesn't think he would have ever felt ready. He has reacted better than I ever could have imagined. He is so sweet... he keeps reminding me to take my vitamins and wondering out loud which room should be the baby's. He even admitted that he has a deep down feeling that it's a girl! Isn't that hilarious!? He used to say we were gonna have four boys just because he thought it was funny to freak me out.

So a little about my crazy day on Saturday.

It started off when the phone rang and woke me up at 7:30. It was Mike's friend Paul from high school. They both graduated from a private school in Virginia. He was in Breckenridge. And he got there...on his bike. Yep, he is riding his bike across the country for fun. So far he got all the way from Virginia to Breckenridge, Colorado. I have never heard of such a thing. I can hardly ride my bike up the hill down the street lead alone the Rocky Mountains!
Well I couldn't go back to sleep so we just snuggled for awhile until grampa showed up. I have the best grampa in the world. He brought me big beautiful pink gladiolas because he is "glad" to hear our news. Isn't that the sweetest thing you have ever heard??

Soon Lori came over. It was her day to celebrate because she is finally a free bird. No more immature cheating jerk for her to be legally attached to. The girls and I were taking her out to celebrate her new found freedom and she needed a pedicure. She was a pedicure virgin so it was a pretty big deal. Later I went to her house and got her all sexied up. I did her hair and makeup and she put on a sexy little number. She looked hot. Best of all she felt hot.

(from left: Gia, Chelsea, Somer, Lori, Me, Lisa)

What beautiful friends I have! We went to a tapas bar. I had water. And then the best part: we had a scavenger hunt to do after dinner and before our show.

We had to get a tag from a man's underwear...












...and Lori had to get a foot rub from a (cute) stranger...



















...and take a picture with a guy (or four guys) with a hairy chest...

















...and get a cop to handcuff her...




















...and then kiss him!






















And then we went to a burlesque show. I had no idea what I was in for.


They gave us all tiaras.
(with Pierre, the french emcee)














There were lots of boobs.
















We had so much fun. Lori really felt like the beautiful princess that she is. After the show we ran in to my ex-boyfriend...

...and his boyfriend.

He thought it was really funny that his ex is pregnant. I thought it was really funny that I was hanging out with my ex boyfriend and his boyfriend. And no, I didn't turn him gay! I was just a front. He was so sweet though. He kept saying how great my news is and it was so great to see him.














I didn't even make it home until the sun was coming up because I was the designated driver and I had to drop everyone up. What a crazy day! What a crazy life I have!! Babies and divorces and gay exes! Goodness gracious!